Escape - Theater 1, Play 1, Act 3, Scene 13

That time when you wish your halftrack did 0 to 60 in 10 seconds.

Jan: Objects in mirror...

Reynard: I'm not sure if the halftrack can even do 60 x3

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  • AlyxVixen

    AlyxVixen 5 years ago

    Aww... no kitchen sink

  • Milgrove

    Milgrove 5 years ago

    The Russians have a French knight among them! :)

  • Shockwave07

    Shockwave07 5 years ago

    Don't cut the cheese! ...Oh wait it's already cut.

  • Indagare

    Indagare 5 years ago

    That poor cow looks so confused. So does the pigeon, for that matter.

  • LionkingCMSL

    LionkingCMSL 5 years ago

    Do I spot an oblique reference to "Swords and Sausages" here?
    Why? The flying baguette. :=3
    One can be sen here:
    Also there seems to be a temporal component at work: modern road cone, toaster, modern tractor, and table lamp. That copy of "War and Peace" could be deadly, especially if it is not an abridged version in hard cover.

  • Spector

    Spector 5 years ago



  • -MMM-

    -MMM- 5 years ago

    What, no kitchen sink?

  • Ephesus

    Ephesus 5 years ago

    "Throw the CHEEEEEESE!" -asdfmovie (forgot the episode)
    But hey, they got the tank back, in one piece!

  • Timeheart

    Timeheart 5 years ago

    Who the heck went and threw a TRACTOR!?

  • WB101

    WB101 5 years ago

    They even threw the трактор. That’s the bol'shiye pushki! O_O

    Dawn the DrMooID: *points at cow* Moo! Mooo moo Moo MOOO!
    (Translation: Hey! It's not nice to throw people!) }:(

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