Escape - Theater 1, Play 1, Act 3, Scene 13

That time when you wish your halftrack did 0 to 60 in 10 seconds.


Jan: Objects in mirror...

Reynard: I'm not sure if the halftrack can even do 60 x3


Our current Patreon has us able to update about twice per month. We really need your help to keep Tales and Tactics going! We are now relying almost entirely on Patreon Support to post comics. We are updating every other week which is a hair more than we are getting in. Please consider checking out our Patreon at https://patreon.com/talesandtactics/ and pledging to us. Perks include seeing comics early as well as being eligible to be in the comic! Thanks!


Current Patreon Support Crew (Corporal Level+): EonTheLylf, Torfi Trastarson, Adrian Nash, Antarian_knight, Jason Saylor, Daet Wolfuar, Sigurd Olson, John Cherny, Allen Billings, Sibeor, Spazzmatt, Momo Symphonia

Current Goal - Sustainability: 50.6% reached

 


Support Tales and Tactics on Patreon!

10 comments

  • AlyxVixen

    AlyxVixen 5 months ago

    Aww... no kitchen sink

  • Milgrove

    Milgrove 5 months ago

    The Russians have a French knight among them! :)

  • Shockwave07

    Shockwave07 5 months ago

    Don't cut the cheese! ...Oh wait it's already cut.

  • Indagare

    Indagare 5 months ago

    That poor cow looks so confused. So does the pigeon, for that matter.

  • LionkingCMSL

    LionkingCMSL 5 months ago

    Do I spot an oblique reference to "Swords and Sausages" here?
    Why? The flying baguette. :=3
    One can be sen here: https://www.tigerknight.com/ss/2-1
    Also there seems to be a temporal component at work: modern road cone, toaster, modern tractor, and table lamp. That copy of "War and Peace" could be deadly, especially if it is not an abridged version in hard cover.

  • Spector

    Spector 5 months ago

    "KNEEL BEFORE MY GUN PUNY RUSSIN!"

    "AAAHHHH!!! THEY'VE GOT AN ANGRY MOB, RUN!!!!!"

  • -MMM-

    -MMM- 5 months ago

    What, no kitchen sink?

  • Ephesus

    Ephesus 5 months ago

    "Throw the CHEEEEEESE!" -asdfmovie (forgot the episode)
    But hey, they got the tank back, in one piece!

  • Timeheart

    Timeheart 5 months ago

    Who the heck went and threw a TRACTOR!?

  • WB101

    WB101 5 months ago

    They even threw the трактор. That’s the bol'shiye pushki! O_O

    Dawn the DrMooID: *points at cow* Moo! Mooo moo Moo MOOO!
    (Translation: Hey! It's not nice to throw people!) }:(

Leave a comment